(Source: icerfish)
i’d tap that.
Many have recently been deceived by unscrupulous ruffians that have tried to foist pictures of sick teens off with a sob story about rapists and evil fathers. The sad thing is, hoaxes like that detract from the real stories. People fail to believe anything, losing their faith and not giving during this wonderful Christmas season.
Little JB is a perfect example. Raised by an abusive father and absent mother, JB was a victim of ATMS (Artificial Talent Marketing Syndome). This terrible disease has a subtle but devastating impact on both the mental and physical condition of the victim. JB has come to believe that he has talent and can sing, even though his voice is a squeaky parody of a titmouse in pain. In addition, his hair has gone wildly out of control and he has been forced to cut it short. He is teased relentlessly at school for his effeminate appearance and has even frequently been confused for his girlfriend. This has led to compulsive spending and failure to retain body fluids for long intervals.
Medication is available for this rare syndrome, but the drugs cost more than monthly visits to the a psychologist. Without a mother and a father whose only contribution is to berate the poor boy for not following his own career as a coal miner, little JB has no options but to post seminude wearing girls underwear.
Bill Gates has joined forces with Steve Jobs and Mohamar Qaddafi to donate $1,000 every time you reblog this post. Reblog it now. It just makes sense, it takes soooo little effort and absolutely no one will be annoyed by it. JB is just so cute, after all; and it is Christmas. You want to be nice at Christmas, right?
literally same.
(Source: lemonsnickety)
